When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
North Korea, Best Korea!
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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