I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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