she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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