Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
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currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
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after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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