well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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