bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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