I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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