So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
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dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
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Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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