I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
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Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
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If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
we're so committed to being not committed
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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