I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
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I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
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You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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