I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
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Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
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"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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