put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
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In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
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we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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