you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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