i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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