im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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