So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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