ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
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I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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