the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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