what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
My pussy is not your playground.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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