shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
my being single is dangerous.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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