I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Can vaginas get frostbite?
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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