absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
BRING THE BAGELS
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Randomize