Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
foreskin is a definite game changer
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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