Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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