That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I haven't been this sober since birth.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
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She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
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IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
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