I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Randomize
