Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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