I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
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i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Farmville is her only friend.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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