I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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