Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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