if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
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Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
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Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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