i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
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you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
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I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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