Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.