I'm fucking your sister right now.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
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how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
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I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.