I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
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The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
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I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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