he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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