yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Randomize
