shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?