thanks...oh and i got my period
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.