we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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