question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
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you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
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Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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