TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
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whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
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apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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