I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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