I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
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I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
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Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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