So drunk, too bad you don't want this
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
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Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
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Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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