Christians are straight up FREAKS
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
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