OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
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We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
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HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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