Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
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