So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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