I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
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she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
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She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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