Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
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stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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