operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
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There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
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They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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