today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
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She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
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I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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