My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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