you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
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The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
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If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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