Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
are you so shy because you have an std?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
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It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
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Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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