low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
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Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
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He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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